Thank you, HelloGiggles for a laugh. I’m sincerely, 100 percent fine being single. This girl is not in a state to really entertain relationships right now. I’m doing the classic single-girl line of “I’m just focusing on myself right now.” But this. This is quite funny. Especially given all my friends chides (and my open admissions) that one of my loves would be to find a bearded boy in flaid. (Flannel plaid, spell it out.)

Had to share.